MediaWiki:Chat-entry-point-guidelines

Maggie here. I'm a supernoob, I guess. Just read the rules. "HEYHEYHEYHEY SUCKERS! IT'S GRETCHEN, THE SOCIALLY AWKWARD WIELDER OF THE YELLOW BATTLE BALL! PLEASE REMEMBER TO FOLLOW THE CHAT CHAPTER OF THE WIKI'S RULES OR GET SMACKED!  "H-hey. I'm Ellie. I'm kinda shy and not the best at explaining things so please look at the r-rules.." "HECKIE DIDDLE! The name's Ellie! I'm in mah random phase so DON'T JUDGE MEH XD LLAMACORNS. Please read the rules OR I WILL GET A UNICORN TO SMACK YOU WITH A PLASTIC BASEBALL BAT AND FRIED CHICKEN WINGS! I'LL EVEN TURN BILL INTO A MAGICAL PEGASUS AND HE'LL KICK YOUR ASS!" "The monsters are coming. I'm Willi and I just wanna get this overwith. Read the rules please.."